2018-02-07 / Community

••••My Neighbor••••

submitted by Joyce King

She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful, and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, and she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!” "Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?”

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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