November 7, 2012 RSS feed / Opinion

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Up In Smoke

I’m having a hard time keeping up with having an article in the paper every week. I have been pretty busy lately and really don’t have a good excuse, so I’m not going to make one. I will try and do better in the future. More...

** Home Country **

Dud was awfully quiet all through the daily dissemination of anything on page one of the Valley Weekly Miracle, which wasn’t like him at all. More...

The Catharsis

Today’s the eighth anniversary of my release from the power of The Incubus.  Not familiar with an incubus? Really? You probably have one, or maybe a host of incubi. I once had a Stage 4 incubus. ‘Had’, past tense. More...

Is this really a surprise to anyone?

Nearly half of 600 Muslim American citizens polled who plan to vote in the 2012 presidential election believe parodies of Muhammad should be prosecuted criminally in the U.S., and one in eight say the offense is so serious violators should face the d More...

Jesus and the Democrat

( I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!)  A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. More...

Finally- blonde men jokes

•A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."  •Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. More...

Up The Creek Without A Paddle

Never done that before!

Over all these years that I've been on this earth, I did something Saturday that I've never done before, didn't want to do it, and have said I wouldn't if I could help it. I went to a wedding ceremony.  More...

CLEOTUS AND GAS

“You seen it ain’t you, Ren? Gas shore is headed fer three dollars a gallon agin,” my friend Cleotus Allegood said. “Kain’t tell neither where it’s gone stop at. More...

A bit of wisdom!

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.  He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”  He looked around and couldn't see anyone.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say More...

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Problems with retirement

One day a man decided to retire...  He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.  He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only banan More...

Are we the ones with dementia?

Recently, when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.  I asked for a half dozen nuggets.  “We don't have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter.  More...