September 19, 2018 RSS feed / Community

Heroes’ Sunday Held at Colquitt UMC

Heroes’ Sunday at Colquitt United Methodist Church was observed last Sunday, September 16, 2018, to honor law enforcement, firefighters, EMS, and EMT. More...

Florence’s Death Toll Reaches 18

Tropical Depression Florence continues to drown the Carolinas as it moves inland. Officials are eyeing river levels after the deluge of rain that measures in feet, not inches. Levees are straining against the sheer amount of water. More...

National Hunting And Fishing Day With Fun, Free Events!

Each year, the fourth Sunday of September brings National Hunting and Fishing Day. On this day, celebrated Sept. More...

Summary of Life............

Great truths that little children have learned:  1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.  2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.  3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. More...

Preacher time

A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were made. The first Sunday he preached only 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached 20 minutes. The third Sunday, he preached an hour and 25 minutes.  More...

A few thoughts

I've been sick and NEEDED a doctor.  I've encountered trouble and NEEDED a police officer.  I've lived through times of war, when our nation NEEDED our military.  I've NEEDED farmers every day.  I have even NEEDED an auto mechanic More...

Area News Around Us

Bainbridge - Bainbridge Public Safety is searching for a man who ran from police after crashing his vehicle into a fence and leaving a child alone in the car with drugs.  Just after 8 p.m. More...

Things to ponder

Three Rules to Remember in Life  1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable crying in a Corvette than on a bicycle.  2. More...

Dr. Geezer's Clinic

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.  He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."  More...

The six best doctors-

As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300.00 or $30.00 watch, they both tell the same time. Whether we carry a $300 or $30.00 wallet/ handbag, the amount of money inside is the same. More...

Danger of Post-Meal Glucose Spikes

submitted by Newsmax Dracula (played by Bela Lugosi) was vanquished with a spike through his heart in the 1936 movie "Dracula's Daughter." Vampires are also hunted and killed with homemade spikes (and a silver watch) by the soon-to-be 16th president More...

Donating Blood in Scotland

A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose.  As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, th More...

Old thoughts to make you smile

•I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73.  I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street.  More...